Hey, Assbutt!
24. M. Misanthropist, Positivist, Atheist.
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Photo reblogged from SewPunkRawq
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Photo reblogged from crouching tiger hidden lyssa
And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword.
Suck it, katana
HAH!
suck my fuckin’ diiiick
Aren’t katanas and longswords made for different overall purposes tho
Katanas are slasher weapons made for cutting masterfully through human flesh so obviously it’s not gonna get through a fucking longsword which is really fucking thick and heavy and made for beating the shit out of people as well as hacking at armour
A katana would slice the shit out of you guys so idk what the fuck you’re so smug aboutAlso, both swords are essentially ruined. A nick that deep in the long sword pretty much means the blade could break the rest of the way with the slightest provocation.
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The evening after a first kiss is the most brain-mushingly warm feeling imaginable
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If you ever want to feel like the last alien off the lost bus from Mars, try reading people when you don’t fundamentally understand human beings at all.
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*singing and dancing*
I can’t read human emotions
I can’t tell if you’re into me
You’re kind of guarded
And I can respect that
But damn I’m really into you
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Link reblogged from Randonesia
When I was a little boy, just learning to talk and still figuring out the intricacies of the English language, I would caution others to “be carefully”. Little kids say the funniest things, and they say these things with the sincerity and urgency of those whose possess an extremely limited…
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Post reblogged from Geeky Grrrl
I don’t know about you guys, but I think “Captain Hammer will save us” are the saddest last words ever in all geekdom. Just saying.
Tears. Every. Time.
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Post reblogged from Trigueña y feminista , para que tu lo sepas
