And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword.
Suck it, katana
suck my fuckin’ diiiick
Aren’t katanas and longswords made for different overall purposes tho
Katanas are slasher weapons made for cutting masterfully through human flesh so obviously it’s not gonna get through a fucking longsword which is really fucking thick and heavy and made for beating the shit out of people as well as hacking at armour
A katana would slice the shit out of you guys so idk what the fuck you’re so smug about
Also, both swords are essentially ruined. A nick that deep in the long sword pretty much means the blade could break the rest of the way with the slightest provocation.
If you ever want to feel like the last alien off the lost bus from Mars, try reading people when you don’t fundamentally understand human beings at all.
Dating is hard work. If band is my second job, dating is becoming my third.
*singing and dancing*
I can’t read human emotions
I can’t tell if you’re into me
You’re kind of guarded
And I can respect that
But damn I’m really into you
*smashes face into a window*
When I was a little boy, just learning to talk and still figuring out the intricacies of the English language, I would caution others to “be carefully”. Little kids say the funniest things, and they say these things with the sincerity and urgency of those whose possess an extremely limited…