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24. M. Misanthropist, Positivist, Atheist.

Photo reblogged from Fuck That Noise

elysethekraken:

sanityscraps:

drivingchristinacrazy:

writingmyownhistory:

itsnoodlebitches:

egobus:

blainetheasspirate:

thescandalousscandinavian:

unjellifiedblaine:

happy-emoness:

zephyrage:

one-voice-one-vision:

endinfire:

poster-ofagirl:

uncertaintlycertain:

prototypext3:

How fucked are you?

Right in my left leg xD

There goes my jugular.

I was rubbing my eye. Insta-death.

I got castrated. D:

Why is your hand on your dick while you’re on tumblr, Joel?

Also, my laptop.

Straight through the wall on the other side of the room

My left lung.

Shattered my iPad…

my poor crotch D:

not the chocolate chip cookie!

anything but that!

The origami star I was working on and my right boob…

Right boob is now completely destroyed.

high powered enough to blast through the table into my leg?

FUCK. MY NEW LAPTOP IS GONE.

Goodbye right breast and right tricep.

FUCK GUYS I HAVE A NAIL IN MY SHOULDER OWW FUCK.
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1. omgwha reblogged this from prototypext3 and added:
  
  omgwha: Right in the jaw, I died.
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8. solarcandydrops reblogged this from chaotic-ginger-assassin and added:
  
  MY TEA. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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10. thesupernaturalbeatles reblogged this from ke0ki and added:
  
  MY CHEEZITS
11. chaotic-ginger-assassin reblogged this from kirakombat and added:
  
  Aww, my throat god damnit.
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  oh boy, my ceiling fan.
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18. thebaddest-soohyun reblogged this from thebaddest-hoon and added:
  
  Wha-…why did my computer just go black? AH CRAP. (My hand was on my laptop mousepad… This may not be as easy to fix as...
19. thebaddest-hoon reblogged this from bloodandstars and added:
  
  Through my bed and into the ceiling. That’s what I get for stretching under a loft bed.
20. caramellsamosa reblogged this from captainbitches and added:
  
  Agh! My shoulder!
21. a-plate-full-of-nothing reblogged this from w-i-s-s-l-e-r and added:
  
  OH, FUCK, NO. NOT MY LAPTOP! Oh, right through the keyboard…T_T
22. maddie-n-pinkie reblogged this from best-of-funny and added:
  
  MYLEG.wav
23. fandomfloozy reblogged this from best-of-funny and added:
  
  My heart
24. dreamlike-refractions reblogged this from shepardsfineass and added:
  
  Ugh, there goes the down arrow key of my laptop. And also the laptop. Fuck.
25. fishchipsandtea reblogged this from rynnay and added:
  
  Just destroyed my favourite mug and nailed a curtain to the ceiling :l not as bad as the above though
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27. tokenlesbo reblogged this from shinys-mind-palace and added:
  
  And there goes my left boob. It was getting in the way anyway. Ladies.
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30. shinys-mind-palace reblogged this from priest-of-rage and added:
  
  Well there went my laptop
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35. mendaciousmastermind reblogged this from thisguysmiles and added:
  
  There goes my right hand… and my iPad… and the right side of my face…
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37. dedansbottombitch reblogged this from bouncybat and added:
  
  Oh dear, my..my poor dog. Shit. I better go get a new one. WHY WHEN I WAS PETTING MY DOGS BUTT THOUGH?!
38. gatekeeperx2combo reblogged this from dragon77888 and added:
  
  Brand new lip-and-tongue piercing, I guess…
39. dragon77888 reblogged this from goldenwing57 and added:
  
  My right foot just got impaled.
40. m-preglink reblogged this from peachyglass and added:
  
  My knees D’:
41. goldenwing57 reblogged this from dauphkantus and added:
  
  Well, there goes my lower jaw.
42. nopointhere reblogged this from usbdongle and added:
  
  Fuck, there goes my apple….
43. xuponastar reblogged this from codythemaverick and added:
  
  NOT MY KITTY
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45. ham-nite reblogged this from codythemaverick and added:
  
  I just shot myself in the face ._.
46. codythemaverick reblogged this from roadside-assistance and added:
  
  MY RALPH PLUSHIE NOOOOOOO
47. sinistersnake reblogged this from motomori-chan and added:
  
  well, there goes my right arm….shit im right handed too.-.
48. carsoncthemaster reblogged this from carryoncastiel and added:
  
  Shot myself in the right shoulder….
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