How fucked are you?
Right in my left leg xD
There goes my jugular.
I was rubbing my eye. Insta-death.
I got castrated. D:
Why is your hand on your dick while you’re on tumblr, Joel?
Also, my laptop.
Straight through the wall on the other side of the room
My left lung.
Shattered my iPad…
my poor crotch D:
not the chocolate chip cookie!
anything but that!
The origami star I was working on and my right boob…
Right boob is now completely destroyed.
high powered enough to blast through the table into my leg?
FUCK. MY NEW LAPTOP IS GONE.
Goodbye right breast and right tricep.
FUCK GUYS I HAVE A NAIL IN MY SHOULDER OWW FUCK.