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goatkult: ceorfaex: tothedeathsheadtrue: whiskey-wolf: And...

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:47:08 -0400

ceorfaex:

tothedeathsheadtrue:

whiskey-wolf:

And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword.

Suck it, katana

HAH!

suck my fuckin’ diiiick

Aren’t katanas and longswords made for different overall purposes tho

Katanas are slasher weapons made for cutting masterfully through human flesh so obviously it’s not gonna get through a fucking longsword which is really fucking thick and heavy and made for beating the shit out of people as well as hacking at armour

A katana would slice the shit out of you guys so idk what the fuck you’re so smug about

Also, both swords are essentially ruined. A nick that deep in the long sword pretty much means the blade could break the rest of the way with the slightest provocation.

The evening after a first kiss is the most brain-mushingly warm feeling imaginable

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:11:26 -0400

The evening after a first kiss is the most brain-mushingly warm feeling imaginable

If you ever want to feel like the last alien off the lost bus from Mars, try reading people when you...

Thu, 16 May 2013 02:56:51 -0400

If you ever want to feel like the last alien off the lost bus from Mars, try reading people when you don’t fundamentally understand human beings at all.

Dating is hard work. If band is my second job, dating is becoming my third.

Thu, 16 May 2013 02:26:43 -0400

Dating is hard work. If band is my second job, dating is becoming my third.

singing and dancing I can’t read human emotions I can’t tell if you’re into...

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:23:16 -0400

*singing and dancing*
I can’t read human emotions
I can’t tell if you’re into me
You’re kind of guarded
And I can respect that
But damn I’m really into you
*smashes face into a window*

Randonesia: Be carefully.

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:37:14 -0400

Randonesia: Be carefully.:

randonesia:

When I was a little boy, just learning to talk and still figuring out the intricacies of the English language, I would caution others to “be carefully”. Little kids say the funniest things, and they say these things with the sincerity and urgency of those whose possess an extremely limited…

geekygrrrl: I don’t know about you guys, but I think “Captain Hammer will save us” are the saddest...

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:55:44 -0400

geekygrrrl:

I don’t know about you guys, but I think “Captain Hammer will save us” are the saddest last words ever in all geekdom. Just saying.

Tears. Every. Time.

I have the sweetest surprise planned for her, provided I don’t cock it up.

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:50:12 -0400

I have the sweetest surprise planned for her, provided I don’t cock it up.

triguenaista: Read More 3/4 of Final Fantasy XIII felt like tutorial.

Tue, 14 May 2013 18:01:13 -0400

triguenaista:

Read More

3/4 of Final Fantasy XIII felt like tutorial.

tranqualizer: obscenepromqueen: Rihanna - Diamonds...

Tue, 14 May 2013 03:37:55 -0400

tranqualizer:

obscenepromqueen:

Rihanna - Diamonds (Acoustic)

handsdown the best version of diamonds ever yep nothing compares

She is just incredible.

mm.

tears

I was super tired of this song thanks to the radio at work and even I am blown away by this masterpiece.

Me, to my cat: “Mimi, do you think I did alright?” Mimi: flops over on her side Me:...

Tue, 14 May 2013 03:12:13 -0400

Me, to my cat: “Mimi, do you think I did alright?”

Mimi: *flops over on her side*

Me: “is that a yes?”

Mimi: *flops over again and coos at me*

Me: “I really like her. Do you think she feels the same?”

Mimi: *flops over and paws at the air*

Me: “I hope so. I really want to see where this goes.”

Mimi: *headbutts me in the face*

Moral of this story: cats are amazing creatures.

I think that went well, then. I guess it’ll be talking to her tomorrow that sells it to me...

Tue, 14 May 2013 02:44:21 -0400

I think that went well, then. I guess it’ll be talking to her tomorrow that sells it to me that it was good even though I was completely out of my element.

I hate this part of impromptu dates. Did I fuck up? This week in crippling anxiety that won’t...

Tue, 14 May 2013 02:26:12 -0400

I hate this part of impromptu dates. Did I fuck up? This week in crippling anxiety that won’t go away until I hear back from her.

theirins: fake movie meme → mass effect games as live...

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:19:25 -0400

theirins:

fake movie meme → mass effect games as live action

zoe saldana as femshep
yvonne strahovski as miranda lawson
evan rachel wood as liara t’soni
laurence fishburne as david anderson
erica cerra as ashley williams
jon briddell as the illusive man
natalie portman as jack

Hey, just wanted to point out, there’s only one voice and one face I’ll accept for the Illusive Man. And I think it ought to be pretty obvious who they belong to. Accept no substitutes.

I think she likes me. I like that. I like her too.

Mon, 13 May 2013 01:21:03 -0400

I think she likes me. I like that. I like her too.

Actors who COULD HAVE Played Khan

Sun, 12 May 2013 18:21:45 -0400

thegoddamazon:

dichotomoussimplicity:

thegoddamazon:

kirstinthereckless:

Oded Fahr

Naveen Andrews

Sendhil Ramamurthy

But no, this is the logical choice.

That motherfucker’s face look like an underdeveloped fetus.

^^my sentiment exactly

That motherfucker was the wrong choice for so many reasons. Why? Why is he so popular?

What I want to know is why so many people find this jar of moldy hummus faced looking ass mufucka attractive.

I can’t even get his name right.

I would kill to have Contestant #3 recast as Khan. That fucking gaze.

Great first date. So naturally, I’m a wreck of self-critique now.

Sun, 12 May 2013 17:19:37 -0400

Great first date. So naturally, I’m a wreck of self-critique now.

monarchtothekingdomofthedead: nosdrinker: i’ve never been...

Sun, 12 May 2013 03:55:16 -0400

monarchtothekingdomofthedead:

nosdrinker:

i’ve never been happier in my entire life

I’m literally crying at the cuteness

Look at this vicious, dangerous, violent monster of a dog.

Notes for today: Get up Call mom Go on coffee date with awesome lady Succeed at dating Come...

Sun, 12 May 2013 02:37:14 -0400

Notes for today:

Get up
Call mom
Go on coffee date with awesome lady
Succeed at dating
Come home
Become nervous wreck because I’m holding it all in right now
Text date to say I had fun, see you soon
Hound bandmates
Go to bed

things i didnt learn in high school

Sat, 11 May 2013 23:12:44 -0400

lord-kitschener:

steffalopod:

how to pee

what the eraserhead baby is made of

why my cousin never takes his shirt off at pool parties

skeeball strategies

how small does a piece of land have to be in order to be considered an island

how to figure out my hat size

I mainly want to know what the fuck that goddamn baby was made of

We just don’t know.

Hey, Assbutt!

goatkult: ceorfaex: tothedeathsheadtrue: whiskey-wolf: And...

The evening after a first kiss is the most brain-mushingly warm feeling imaginable

If you ever want to feel like the last alien off the lost bus from Mars, try reading people when you...

Dating is hard work. If band is my second job, dating is becoming my third.

*singing and dancing* I can’t read human emotions I can’t tell if you’re into...

Randonesia: Be carefully.

geekygrrrl: I don’t know about you guys, but I think “Captain Hammer will save us” are the saddest...

I have the sweetest surprise planned for her, provided I don’t cock it up.

triguenaista: Read More 3/4 of Final Fantasy XIII felt like tutorial.

tranqualizer: obscenepromqueen: Rihanna - Diamonds...

Me, to my cat: “Mimi, do you think I did alright?” Mimi: *flops over on her side* Me:...

I think that went well, then. I guess it’ll be talking to her tomorrow that sells it to me...

I hate this part of impromptu dates. Did I fuck up? This week in crippling anxiety that won’t...

theirins: fake movie meme → mass effect games as live...

I think she likes me. I like that. I like her too.

Actors who COULD HAVE Played Khan

Great first date. So naturally, I’m a wreck of self-critique now.

monarchtothekingdomofthedead: nosdrinker: i’ve never been...

Notes for today: Get up Call mom Go on coffee date with awesome lady Succeed at dating Come...

things i didnt learn in high school

singing and dancing I can’t read human emotions I can’t tell if you’re into...

Me, to my cat: “Mimi, do you think I did alright?” Mimi: flops over on her side Me:...